this can be you!
A client told me this story:
About 12-13 years ago....laying in bed with a
woman I'd had 'relations' with...
She: What would you say if I told
Me: Thinking to myself 'Oh Fuck!!!! Is it disease,
psychotic ex husband, or a baby???'
She: Not that it matters anymore
Me: LOooooooooooooooooooooong breath
She had been impregnated....but apparently it didnt take, and
was a flush-a-bye.
It's not that I never wanted to use
condoms...just had too many break on me, even with proper
storage and errrr deployment.
end of his story...
Every day, thousands upons thousands, hell, millions of guys
wish they experienced the same happiness and joy this guy did
upon hearing the news of his girlfriend
getting knocked up, and eventual abortion.
This guy is a lucky guy for getting a girl knocked up with
half a brain who took it upon herself to rectify the situation
when her boyfriend needed her the most. Because of his girlfriend's
courage, he probably didn't have to trade in his 1987 Trans
Am to start saving for junior's college fund.
I hope that this situation repeats itself in many parts of
the country if Plan A
didn't work. This guy admitted to being too lazy to wear
a condom, he said they always broke, probably because he was
too damned cheap to buy the good stuff. Guys, if you are too
lazy to get some reliable condoms to use, then imagine how lazy
you will be when your beautiful girlfriend gains about 50 pounds
and wakes your lazy ass in the morning to go get her some McDonald's,
when there is perfectly good food she can cook herself at home.
When this situation arises and hopefully ends the same with
the woman taking care of the problem, it is gentlemanly of the
guy to at least take the girl out to a romantic dinner followed
by crazy wild sex, since the plumbing down there will not work
for at least a couple of weeks.
SexEd101.com wants to recognize
our readers who have been through this situation and lived to
tell about it, but please...this is a situation that should
never be repeated.
WEAR A RUBBER, MUTHERFUCKER!
-Dr. Fritz: Unlicensed Medical Guy
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