the luckiest iraqi alive!
During some of his many patrols in Iraq, it became
apparent to Dr. Fritz (yes
he was in the marines and he was in Iraq) and the rest of
the Marines with him that there was a lack of poontang in Iraq.
Iraq was the opposite of "knee-deep in pussy". Dr.
Fritz soon realized that the reason there was a lack
of women was due to the lack of interest in women by the men
of Iraq. Dr. Fritz correctly deduced that the
reason the men didn't pay attention to women is because they
forgot what they looked like since they were always covered
up, and a lot of the women in fact look like camels in drag.
With an FHM magazine
lying around, Dr. Fritz then observed a fellow
marine give his treasured magazine to an Iraqi, making him the
luckiest guy within a 100 mile radius, for in his possession
he held the holy grail, something more sacred than his beloved
Koran. The Iraqi held in his hands an assorted collection of
photographs of half naked white women. But that is not what
makes him lucky. He is honored by SexEd101.com because
he lived to tell about it after a bunch of 50 or so other Iraqi's
started to chase his ass in an attempt to catch a glimpse of
half naked white chicks!
SexEd101.com wants to recognize
this Iraqi and hopes that somewhere out there in war torn Iraq
is an Iraqi whacking it to the many pages of half naked white
chicks, instead of shooting at American forces.
-Dr. Fritz: Unlicensed Medical Guy
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