don't hate me 'cuz I'm rich, hate me 'cuz you aren't
What he did:
Gates is a rich motherfucker, and founder of Microsoft,
the most powerful entity in the known universe!!
Once a poor little nerd who got picked on by grade
school bullies, he is now among the most influential and powerful
men in the world. Past bullies everywhere now crap their pants
wondering when Mr. Gates will execute his revenge and make them
dissapear in the middle of the night!
Mr. Gates helped make computers cool when he wasn't
cool. Now, with all the money he would never need, he is Mr.
Cool and he makes you think twice before beating up
that nerd that sits next to you in class!
Mr. Gates, SexEd101.com wants
to thank you for making it possible to create this website (proudly
made on a PC!) and wishes you the best of luck on your future
endeavors. If taking over the world is your dream, only in America
will you be able to fulfill such a prophecy!
-Dr. Fritz: Unlicensed Medical Guy
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