20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Have you ever bought something from the internet, and then once that item was delivered to your home it was not what you expected?
Relationships are the same way. You can sort of have an idea what a person is like, but how can you give them a LIFELONG commitment without knowing what they are like in the sack? What if you find out that she is lousy in bed or that she doesn’t even want it all the time? I am here to break down and reveal some misconceptions I have heard many young men reveal about their views on sex.
Dr.Fritz’s list of myths.
MYTH #1: I don’t need to have sex all the time
Yeah right. It is not that you don’t need sex all the time, you are just used to not having sex all the time. There are girls out there that like to have sex all the time and it doesn’t mean they are sluts. It means that they find you desirable, and there is no better feeling in the world than being desireable.
MYTH #2: Sex should be special
The majority of guys get girlfriends because they ultimately want to nail them. It is just that a conflict of interest arises when you have a horny young male and a chaste young woman going out together. What is more likely to happen is that he will marry her for the wrong reasons: to have sex with her, when all he has to do is get it somewhere else. Remember gentlemen, for every girl that will not put out, there are hundreds of others that will, and %98 fat free!
Myth #3: You shouldn’t pay for sex.
It’s your money. You will pay for sex in some way or another. Sometimes paying for sex is cheaper than buying the girl flowers, or taking her to dinner a couple of times, movies, etc, etc. Never underestimate paying for sex, you usually get a lot more in terms of wild naughty fun, since you are doing a thrilling act of paying for it anyways. When you pay for sex, it’s more like an adventure and you are there to have a good time, with no awkward cuddling, no pressure on calling her back or buying her dinner. Most girls would want to get paid for sex if they could anyways, just remember to wear protection and go to a reputable place, like the bunny ranch!!
Myth #4: Only sex maniacs like sex or think about sex all the time.
So you are a sex maniac. It’s normal. Your dad was a sex maniac. Your grandfather was a sex maniac, and hell, even Thomas Jefferson was a sex maniac!! If Thomas Jefferson was a sex maniac, then hell, it must be okay to be a sex maniac!
Myth #5: Thinking about sex all the time makes you want to harm girls.
No! Being a sick perverted individual is what makes sick minds harm women!
Myth #6: It is against my religion.
If it is against your religion to have sex, that is fine. But if it is against her religion and you don’t have a problem with sex, then seek out another girl that feels the same way you do! Obviously, if you have gotten this far on my website then relgioius beliefs do not dictate your everyday life.
Myth #7: I can masturbate.
Masturbate all you want, but wouldn’t it be nice to give your hand a break and let someone else do the work for you? Just because you can do it doesn’t mean you should. Get out of the house already, give your hand a rest and go find yourself a girl!
Myth #8: Sex is not important in a relationship.
What incentive do you have to put up with a woman in the first place? Think of sex as the glue of the relationship. Take sex out of the equation, and what you are left with is essentially another guy. Think about it, if sex was not important, why in the hell did God put tits and ass on a woman and give guys a penis? If you truly honestly think sex is not important in a relationship, then chop off your penis.
Myth #9: Sex is a dirty activity.
Sex is supposed to be dirty! But it is not dirty in a dirt and mud sort of way, it is just that some people are not used to their own bodies and what it can do.
Myth #10: My significant other has a headache.
This is even more reasons to have sex, since it helps her body produce some sort of chemicals to make her headache go away. The reason that this is included as a myth is that it is a myth. She doesn’t really have a headache, she just doesn’t want to have sex with you. Go get it somewhere else.
Safe sex is better than no sex!, but no herpes is better than a nut sack full of herpes!
Lately, a lot of people have been getting a lot of viruses and spyware and crap on their computer and shit. I have prepared a guide to help out people on their quest to surf the internet and download porno all day long without worrying whether they will get a virus or not, because one shouldn’t worry about viruses on the internet, only in real life!
FIRST THINGS FIRST…
The best thing to do to protect one’s computer is to use a different browser other than Internet Explorer. Internet Explorer gets exploited too much and makes it way too easy for spyware and viruses to get downloaded to a computer. Here are some browsers to check out..
INTERNET BROWSER ALTERNATIVES:
| Opera Browser
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This is simply the best one all around. It is ad supported if you get the free version, but for 40 bucks, you can get one that is AD FREE, but you get your money’s worth!!! |
This browser has a nice ZOOM function which enables you to zoom in on the whole page, making the whole page easier to read! You should try it!!
| Firefox 1.0 is here!
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An absolute must have! It is free and if you want a better, faster, secure, hassle free browsing experience, it doesn’t get any better than this! |
SPYWARE SOLUTIONS:
Spyware are little annoying programs that can hijack your system, change your internet homepage, or steal and send personal information over the internet. There are two programs which I highly recommend, as even though they are both good at what they do, some things that manage to slip by one pogram gets caught by the other.
These programs are:
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Ad-Aware SE by Lavasoft - click on the DOWNLOAD link on the right hand side of the page. |
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Spybot - Search & Destroy - There is no obligation to donate to this site, but if you feel like this program has changed your life, send them a dollar or two via paypal!! |
If you have made it down this far, I want to thank you for taking the time to read my hopefully helpful guide on taking care of your computer!!!
The lovely Katwoman holding a ruler!!!
Many men do not know the proper way to measure your penis.
So what is the correct way to measure the length of a penis?
The proper “medical” way to measure a penis is to place a ruler or measuring tape starting at the top base of the penis and measure out towards the tip.
So what is a good way measure girth?
Using the string method is very simple. First locate what you believe to be the thickest point of your package. Once you have located this point starting at one end of the string simply wrap the string once around. Now establish the point where the string meets its starting point. Then unwrap and place the string on a ruler to accurately calculate your circumference.
PRO TIP:
Best way to measure your pennis is to stick it into a VAGINA.
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Men’s obsession with breasts starts at a very young age, when we are hella hungry and unbearable, and that hunger stays with men throughout their young meaningless lives, until one day the hunger is so great that something must be done about it! Breasts, or as i like to call them: titties, come in many shapes and sizes and are only found on chicks. These chicks are what stand in our way to reclaiming titties as our own. Tittie bars make it possible to study breasts in an agitated yet natural state, and is often frowned upon by other women, but this article isn’t about those women. If you are or you know somebody that makes a living working in a tittie bar, Dr. Fritz would like to hear from you! |
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